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Oct 02 2007

To Those Who Enjoy A Glass Of Wine, And Even Those Who Don’t

Posted by Bucky in Funny Stuff

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 at 6:53 am and is filed under Funny Stuff. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

One Response to “To Those Who Enjoy A Glass Of Wine, And Even Those Who Don’t”
  1. Nsane Noob says:
    October 2, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    Wine is what makes a man. And also, wine, especially red wine is very healthy which is why is recommended to everyone. Drink a glass of red wine daily and your blood will be “perfectly pressurized” :smile: . Great post towards people who do not drink wine.

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