Correct use of the “F” word
When is @#$% acceptable ?

There are only eleven times in history when the “F”word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
– Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. “What the @#$% was that?”
– Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
– Custer, 1877

8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
– Einstein, 1938

7. “It does so @#$ %ing look like her!”
– Picasso, 1926

6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
– Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
– Michelangelo, 1566

4. “Where the @#$% are we?”
– Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
– Noah, 4314 BC

2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
– Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please…………!

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
– Saddam Hussein, 2003

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