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Jun 17 2008

I Need To Find Some Bigger Condoms

Posted by Bucky in Health

Bigger ones please!

I’ve tried all that I can find at the drug store. The magnums are even giving me some complications.

They fit great on the shaft, but they are way to tight around my ballsack. It squeezes them to tight, and makes it very uncomfortable.

Suggestions?

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Tags: condoms, rubbers, sex

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 17th, 2008 at 1:00 am and is filed under Health. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

13 Responses to “I Need To Find Some Bigger Condoms”
  1. gurtey says:
    June 17, 2008 at 6:49 am

    yaa…..its really damn tight !!!

  2. Coal Miner's Granddaughter says:
    June 17, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Um, I have no experience here. Fallopian on the blog! I can tell you all about tampons and the Diva Cup. But condoms? Yeah, I got nothing.

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Sitemeter Idiocy

  3. Bucky says:
    June 17, 2008 at 10:12 am

    The Diva Cup?

    Isn’t that what those hockey players are all trying to win?… or maybe that is soccer…

  4. bluepaintred says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    the easiest solution to your problem is to ask the doctor if he has a pair of really tiny clamps and some sharp scissors….

    bluepaintreds last blog post..Three Things I learned Today

  5. Bucky says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    That hurts.

    Literally and figuratively.

  6. bluepaintred says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    …alternatively, you could remove your testicles from the condom. Let them hang free and easy, I hear they like that, feeling the wind blow through their hair, kind of like a dog hanging out a car window!

    the wee clamps worked for my husband….but then again, he had frozen peas!!

    bluepaintreds last blog post..Three Things I learned Today

  7. Bucky says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    If you let them hang, you don’t get the same protection. You could get herpes like that you know…

  8. bluepaintred says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Wait. What?

    seriously?

    where is my “search google” button. I know I had it here somewhere…

    bluepaintreds last blog post..Three Things I learned Today

  9. Bucky says:
    June 17, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Now you can change your latest blog post to “Four Things I Learned Today”

    ROTFLOL

  10. Avitable says:
    June 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    Okay, I’m 90% sure that you’re joking about this, but I have to say that I honestly can’t tell.

    Avitables last blog post..My Dear John Letter

  11. Bucky says:
    June 17, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    What, you don’t have this problem?

    OK, OK…. maybe it’s time for a….

    /end joke

    Did no one else watch the Dana Carvey special that was on the other night?

  12. Avitable says:
    June 17, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    I actually just watched it. “Baby’s arm holding an apple” was great!

    Like I said – I thought you were joking, but the way you replied to BPR made me doubt myself!

    Avitables last blog post..My Dear John Letter

  13. steve says:
    July 22, 2008 at 7:33 am

    where can i get one of thse condoms ? lol i’m afraid that the bottle is made out of glass

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