I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad_________

Jul 18 2008

I Can Not_ I Would Therefore Make A Bad____

Posted by: Bucky in potty humor

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I can not: _______________
I would therefore make a bad: ___________

That is how it goes, and this it how it works.

I can not: Fit a live deer in my mouth
I would therefore make a bad: Alligator

I can not: Eat 24 marbles in a minute.
I would therefore make a bad: Hungry-Hungry-Hippo

I can not: Whistle
I would therefore make a bad: Horny construction worker.

I can not: Stay Focused
I would therefore ma

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6 Responses to “I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad__________”

Coal Miner's Granddaughter says: July 18th, 2008 at 9:51 am

I can not: Poop my pants.
I would therefore make a bad: 2-year-old
Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..The Shorts From Hell
Stephanie says: July 18th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

I can not: Wear underwear.
I would therefore make a bad: Cheerleader.

Wait…or maybe that would make me an EXCELLANT cheerleader.

Stephanies last blog post..Shit.
Bucky says: July 18th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

CMG - Can’t, or just don’t want to?

Stephanie - I think EXCELLANT would be the proper adjective in that sentence.
bluepaintred says: July 18th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

I can not: give a fish mouth to mouth
I would therefore make a bad: veterinarian

bluepaintreds last blog post..Pleased as Punch
Liz says: July 18th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

I can not: write callous notes dictating what mementos people may and may not leave on their love one’s tombs.

I would therefore make a bad: mausoleum caretaker.

True story!
Frank says: July 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

I can not: share every single detail of my mind-numbing life.

I would therefore make a bad: blog author……LOL
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