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Jul 18 2008

I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad__________

Posted by Bucky in potty humor

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I can not: _______________
I would therefore make a bad: ___________

That is how it goes, and this it how it works.

I can not: Fit a live deer in my mouth
I would therefore make a bad: Alligator

I can not: Eat 24 marbles in a minute.
I would therefore make a bad: Hungry-Hungry-Hippo

I can not: Whistle
I would therefore make a bad: Horny construction worker.

I can not: Stay Focused
I would therefore ma

Continue in the comments please….bpm

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This entry was posted on Friday, July 18th, 2008 at 12:01 am and is filed under potty humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

6 Responses to “I Can Not_______ I Would Therefore Make A Bad__________”
  1. Coal Miner's Granddaughter says:
    July 18, 2008 at 9:51 am

    I can not: Poop my pants.
    I would therefore make a bad: 2-year-old :)

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..The Shorts From Hell

  2. Stephanie says:
    July 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    I can not: Wear underwear.
    I would therefore make a bad: Cheerleader.

    Wait…or maybe that would make me an EXCELLANT cheerleader.

    Stephanies last blog post..Shit.

  3. Bucky says:
    July 18, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    CMG – Can’t, or just don’t want to?

    Stephanie – I think EXCELLANT would be the proper adjective in that sentence.

  4. bluepaintred says:
    July 18, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    I can not: give a fish mouth to mouth
    I would therefore make a bad: veterinarian

    bluepaintreds last blog post..Pleased as Punch

  5. Liz says:
    July 18, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    I can not: write callous notes dictating what mementos people may and may not leave on their love one’s tombs.

    I would therefore make a bad: mausoleum caretaker.

    True story!

  6. Frank says:
    July 20, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    I can not: share every single detail of my mind-numbing life.

    I would therefore make a bad: blog author……LOL
    (present company excluded)

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