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Oct 29 2008

Auto-Urine Therapy

Posted by Bucky in Health, gross

Have any of you ever heard about this before? One of my co-workers has actually told me previously (he’s into crazy organic medicine and crap like that) that one is supposed to drink their second pee of the day, because somehow it is good for you? Or something? I really haven’t read too much into it, but I found this image today:

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Notice that it says “If we can drink the urine from cows, why can’t we drink our own urine?” So I ask to you, dear readers, how do you feel about drinking urine? Have you ever drank urine? And even worse, have you ever drank cow urine?

I may have to do a little research on this urine-drinking. My interest is piqued.

Tags: Co Workers, Cow Urine, Cows, Crap, Crazy Crap, Dear Readers, Drink Pee, Drink Urine, Drinking Urine, Medicine, Organic Medicine, Readable Version, Urine Drinking, Urine Therapy
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    12 Responses to “Auto-Urine Therapy”
    1. Garrick says:
      October 29, 2008 at 6:40 am

      Cow urine? No.

      Human urine? Unfortunately, yes, but I did not drink it on purpose. It involved being very, very, very drunk and in being in the wrong position at the wrong time with a very, very very drunk woman whom happened to be having what I hope was the orgasm of a lifetime.

      While I have tried to block to incident out of my mind, the one thing I can recall is that it was very salty.

      I saw Bear Grylls drink his own urine once, of course, I also saw him drink the water out elephant dung.

      I do know that urine makes a good emergencey antiseptic.

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    2. Garrick says:
      October 29, 2008 at 6:42 am

      Do I get some kind of price for noticing the small smiley face at the bottom of the page, or is it just new to me. I don’t recall having seen it before now.

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    3. Evil Twin's Wife says:
      October 29, 2008 at 7:55 am

      Who has drank “the urine from cows” and how is that okay? Blech. I’ve never done that (to my knowledge - unless it was somehow in the water system or something) and I’ve never ingested human pee, either. That’s really gross. And the little pamphlet doesn’t say if one is supposed to drink it piping hot (fresh off the tap) or let it cool first. Ewwww. I don’t feel so good now.

      Evil Twin’s Wifes last blog post..Busy as a Buzzy Bee

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    4. Bucky says:
      October 29, 2008 at 8:07 am

      Garrick - Was it urine or was it the rare and elusive female ejaculation that flowed through your tonsils? Or, maybe she was just a freak? I watched Bear Grylls drink that also. He also drank water from a dead camel’s gut, and he ate… well, never mind. Sure, you get a prize for noticing. What would you like?

      ETW - You grossed yourself out huh? I hate it when that happens. :)

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    5. tim says:
      October 29, 2008 at 8:28 am

      No, I haven’t drank my own urine, or anyone else’s for that matter. I have been called Euell Gibbons and Bear Grills for what I do around here, but I haven’t gone that far. Although If I had to I would filter urine (I would filter it a couple times) if that was the only thing I had to drink for a long time.

      tims last blog post..don’t hear what I’m not saying.

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    6. Canucklehead says:
      October 29, 2008 at 9:07 am

      I drank my own once - well sorta, I was a kid and participating in a ‘who could pee the highest contest. It was, ummm … unpleasant. Cow urine?! I’m stumped …

      Canuckleheads last blog post..Steal This Post 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    7. Garrick says:
      October 29, 2008 at 10:03 am

      Unfortunately, it was just plain old piss. I think she was just extremely drunk, and I was caught in a position that made escape impossible without interrupting things. It also took me a second or two to realize what was going on and plan my escape.

      As for my prize, hum, I will have to think about it.

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    8. Stephanie says:
      October 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

      Dear God if I have ever drank cow urine DON”T TELL ME.

      I imagine that piss tastes like salty fried chicken.
      I don’t know why, except that once I peed in the shower and it smelled like hot fried chicken.

      Yeah. I share too much, don’t I?

      Stephanies last blog post..TapTapTap…

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    9. Coal Miner's Granddaughter says:
      October 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm

      Oh. My. Word. No amount of added alcohol, fruit juice, Kool-Aid, or narcotics would induce me to drink my urine. Or someone else’s urine. Or cow’s urine. Or another animal’s urine. Nope. Nada. Not gonna happen.

      Only if it would cure cancer. Or butt-itch.

      Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..Just-a ‘Stachin’

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    10. Efen says:
      October 29, 2008 at 3:40 pm

      Lord knows I tried, but the line at the ‘Cow Urine Stand’ was too long.

      Efens last blog post..My Buddy, Jim

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    11. Laura says:
      October 29, 2008 at 5:22 pm

      I remember seeing something on TV once about how if you were stranded out in the desert (because that happens a lot, especially around here) that you could safely drink your own urine, as it is sterile. And delicious on a hot desert day, I’m sure.

      Lauras last blog post..The F-to the H-List

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    12. Bucky says:
      October 30, 2008 at 5:41 am

      Canuck - The ol’ “who can pee the highest” contest. I think that is a right of passage for young boys. At least, it used to be.

      Stephanie - OMG HAHAHA! I assume that it doesn’t smell like hot fried chicken when you release it into the commode?

      CMG - There is a great cure for butt-itch. Witch Hazel wipes. Typically used to control inflamed hemorrhoids, they also work wonders for itchy ass syndrome.

      Efen - It’s a good thing your body can produce its own then.

      Laura - Yup. That is what Bear Grylls was doing on Man vs. Wild. He also pissed all over his shirt, and then wrapped it around his head like a turban to help “cool him down”. The thought of a warm urine drink on a hot desert day does sound quite intoxicating doesn’t it?

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