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Aug 29 2007

Tips To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket

Posted by Bucky in Politics

The single MOST important tip is simply this: if you do get stopped, ALWAYS be courteous and friendly. DON’T EVER argue with the officer. Why? Two reasons. First, he’ll NEVER forget you and will go out of his way to be in court when your case is tried. In my experience, in roughly 20-30%, the officer won’t show up and your case, under those circumstances, is dismissed. But there is always a handful that wouldn’t even have mercy on a child with cerebral palsy.

Here’s an example of what I mean:

A lawyer for a client who was stopped on the I-5 (a freeway that stretches pretty much the length of California and much of it is through pure desert with absolutely nothing around for miles at a stretch) were caught going well over a 100mph on their way back to San Francisco. When the cops pulled him over to ask for his license/registration etc. his first comment was “how long have you been working this speed trap?” Some people just never learn to keep their mouth shut. Besides that, this lawyer should have known that this wasn’t a speed trap in any event.

The officer showed up in court, and was pissed. That day was his DAY OFF but he made a point of giving up that day off to appear. ‘Nuff said.

My point is, these officers make notes on the back of their tickets. And those notes reflect the “stop” and how the driver reacts to being pulled over. So be friendly, be cooperative and DON’T try to bullshit the officers. They’ve heard and seen it all. They will normally ask you if you know why you were pulled over and if you know how fast you were going. The best thing to say is that you always watch traffic and the road ahead and you weren’t paying too much attention to the speedometer. It won’t get you out of the ticket but, by the same token, it won’t get you remembers as being a jerk.trafficticket.jpg

Keep in mind that, if you DO act like a jerk, the officer COULD cite you for speeding (an infraction) AND wreckless driving which is a misdemeanor. That adds a couple thousand dollars to your lawyer fee.

If you’re friendly and cooperative when stopped, there’s a much better chance that, at trial, a lesser charge can be negotiated. Also, there’s a good chance the officer might not show up because you just don’t stick out in his mind and that’s exactly what you want to be - forgettable!

Also, if you go to your arraignment (your first appearance date) and plead “not-guilty” and request a trial date, set that date as far off in the future as possible, and when that date comes, try to get an extension to set it off even farther if possible. Why? Because things change over time. The officer might be on training, he might be on vacation, he might get transferred and, in either case, he won’t appear and your case will be dismissed.

Some states, permit a “trial by declaration”. If your state offers it, take advantage of it. This is a pre-trial tactic. Basically, you get the forms from the traffic clerk. You deny the charges in the declaration (you basically say you were NOT speeding and little else). The officer has to file a counter declaration and the court then decides guilt or innocence and they’ll send you the ruling. In some states, you automatically still have a right to a court trial. BUT, if the officer doesn’t file an opposing declaration, your case is dismissed. This DOES happen on occasion (the officer may just forget to file one, he might be on sick leave or vacation or may just not file for a variety of reasons.

Either way, it gives you an extra chance to get the ticket dismissed without prejudicing your rights to a full trial if you happen to lose at this stage. So it costs you nothing.

DO NOT FAIL TO APPEAR on your trial date. In some states, this FTA (failure to appear) will result in a bench warrant issued and you do NOT want to be arrested if you have the misfortune of getting stopped again after that missed trial date. You can ALWAYS get a continuance if you need one but DO show up or call the court and request a continuance.

If you go to court and you don’t have an attorney represent you, you have little chance of beating the ticket. Why, because in EVERY case where you go into court and claim “I wasn’t speeding” and the officer says you were, you’ll lose every time. The judge will ALWAYS take the officers word over yours. ALWAYS.

Dismissals are never won based on the contention that the driver wasn’t speeding. EVER. It is done by holding the people’s case to the letter of the law. The problem with a lay person is that they don’t know the law.

I am a lay person and I don’t know the law. This article should NOT be taken as TRUTH. I cannot and will not be held responsible for any thoughts or actions that may come your way as a result of this article.


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    This entry was posted on Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 at 12:15 pm and is filed under Politics. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

    5 Responses to “Tips To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket”
    1. Kat says:
      August 29, 2007 at 1:04 pm

      You should also be fully aware of your constitutional rights when confronted by the police.
      Watch this video to see for yourself.

      Reply
    2. Traffic Court says:
      August 30, 2007 at 12:29 am

      Thank you for mentioning the value of hiring a lawyer in traffic court (in New York State - but not New York City). I handle many traffic court cases in my practice and we do actually win some of them. But in most cases we are able to negotiate reductions for our clients. This saves them much more than our fee. We also give them peace of mind, knowing that it’s being taken care of well. And we almost always handle it without the client having to go to court, saving many of them a long drive. Really, if these guys are wild drivers, do we want them driving all that way to court and home again?

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    3. Bucky says:
      August 30, 2007 at 5:04 am

      I have friends that have went to traffic court and defended themselves. They have never EVER won.

      Reply
    4. dt says:
      March 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm

      what happens if the officer fails to file the ticket with the court before the due date on the citation? is it waived?

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    5. Beat A Speeding Ticket says:
      April 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm

      (DT)
      In this situation you would never receive a court date and therefor not need to worry about if it is waived or not. If the officer did not file a copy with the court then there is no evidence of the infraction. Did you receive a court date yet?, or just hoping that he did not file? If this happened to you, your hella lucky

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