The Sappiest Love Letter In The World

Aug 18 2007

The Sappiest Love Letter In The World

Posted by Bucky in Funny Stuff

“This is a love letter that one of my good friends accidentally got from his ex’s new boyfriend”

This ‘love’ letter is a direct conversion to HTML from a word document, colors, fonts and all.

Dear sweet Poem,

Honey I’m sorry I sounded so down on the phone the other night. It really is just because I do love you so deeply and miss you. You know that I am terribly in love with you and nothing in this world could ever change that. You are the love of my life and I adore you more than life itself. I would gladly give up anything I had for you. I think you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world and I would do anything it took to keep you.

Your eyes are so deep and expressive, your smile and your dimples are so cute. Your laugh is contagious. Your hair is gorgeous and smells so good. You have perfect luscious lips. Your sweet little neck is perfect to kiss. I love to feel your small soft little hands on my chest. There is nothing about you that I don’t want to marry.

The first week, while you were in Plymouth I wanted you so badly, my sex drive was going crazy. But after seeing you so sad on Saturday, I haven’t had the same feeling at all this week. I have only wanted to cuddle and talk to you and make you laugh. I’m not sure why, I guess it’s just in my nature to want to give you whatever it takes to make you happy. I just miss having you around. I imagine if you were to take off for 2 weeks or so in a few years, it wouldn’t be quite as big of a deal at all. I would still miss you, but I hope that my heart wouldn’t feel as heavy as it does now. My heart is desperate for your love , it needs your heart next to it for now. When you get this you will obviously be here, so I want you to know that I am currently the happiest person in the world.

I have a very defined and determined drive to make you happy. I still don’t feel like I can do that from a distance yet. You are the only woman for me, and that means that I have to do everything in my power to keep you happy. When you are away, I feel that if something made you sad that I would not be able to cheer you up over the phone. I know that this will change later as we grow together and I am looking very forward to that.

I am looking forward to every aspect of our marriage. Our first ‘time’. The living together. Growing old together. You fussing at me. Our first child. Our first house. Our first boat. We will have so may first that I could never list them all. I am looking forward to being in your family too. I know our families are very very different, but you and I are going to be the bond that joins them together. And we show better than anything else, that being different is what it takes to have an interesting relationship.

I can’t wait to see you in your beautiful wedding dress. We’ll see if I can dip you at the alter with that extra 25 pounds on. The part I’m looking forward to the most of that whole day is the limo ride from the wedding back to your house, our only time alone together that whole day. I can’t wait to see the look in your eyes. I’ll hold your hand and kiss you and wipe your little happy tears away and then kiss you some more. You are so wonderful.

Our wedding will be perfect. If it rains, if the food spoils at the reception, if Ian and I get into a sword fight, it matters not. What does matter is that you and I promise before God and to each other that we will always be there for each other. As long as that takes place, it is a perfect wedding.

I just found out that the last person that I will miss at Leatherwood just died. Raymond just died of brain cancer, he was only 57. Thinking of dying so young can’t help but make me thing that I have really wasted the first half of my life. All that ends with marrying you and joining Peace Corps. I love you Poem. I live for you, I would die for you, and I need you.

love ,

Your BobbyE

I know shouldn’t laugh at this poor sap, but this is hilarious. I think my favorite part is his list of firsts. “Our first house, our first kid, our first boat.” I’m glad to see that he has his priorities in order. I also noticed that he didn’t mention anything about their first california mortgage refinance. I guess he doesn’t want to think that far ahead.

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