Posts Tagged “Wii”

I seem to be neglecting my blog a bit more than usual over the past couple of weeks. I don’t really have a good reason, other than I just haven’t been feeling it lately.

In the meantime though, let me catch you up with what’s been going on in my world.

• The post vasectomy balls are healing quite well. They were a few different shades of purple and green but I am happy to report that they are looking much better now.
• We have had snow on the ground since the first week of November. The temperature rose to the mid 50’s over night last night, and it rained. A LOT. I didn’t see any snow on my way to work this morning. The warm rain really kicked the snows ass.
• Our Christmas shopping is over, for the most part.
• I managed to kill two deer so far this year. I still have this week and next week to hunt, and I want to get at least two more.
• The company I work for is being bought by another company, so I have been working on and off for about two months now. It sucks, but at the same time, the break is pretty nice.
• Garrick is supposed to be coming back to the states for a visit in the next couple of weeks. We are planning a small pizza-beer night.
• The wife had the shits and pukes Monday. I had them Tuesday. We both are feeling better now.
• I sold my Wii and all my games on Ebay. Those things were bringing close to $400 and I couldn’t resist getting that kind of money for something I only gave $250 for.
• The wife and I have an anniversary on the 15th of this month. We are feverishly trying to find a baby-sitter and hoping my nutsack feels like bouncing around again, if you know what I mean.

And that is about all for now. I will try to resume my regular schedule of posting in 5…4…3…

Tags: Anniversary, Baby Sitter, balls, Bucky, Christmas Shopping, Ebay, Garrick, Good Reason, Nutsack, Pizza Beer, Post Vasectomy, Pukes, Shades, Shits, Small Pizza, Snow On The Ground, Two Deer, Vasectomy, Warm Rain, Wii

(Oh God, another list!)

• When preparing to do a lot of grilling, you should always make sure your propane tank has enough propane in it. Or buy a spare. Ol’ Murphy is always waiting, watching.
• When planning an event, only fix enough food for half the people that claim they are going to show up. You can always fix more later.
• If you have more than one child, and one gets sick, the other will inevitably get sick also. You will also get sick, as will your significant other. This will usually happen during a Holiday or some other time off from work when you really want to feel 100%.
• When draining your swimming pool for the winter, every person in your neighborhood will either call or stop by to inform you of your “water leak.”
• If those people do not live in your neighborhood and are simply passing through, they will stop and stare at the water crossing the road and wonder where it is coming from.
• The neighborhood kids will splash and frolic in the mud puddles your draining pool has created.
• Do not ride over 2 miles on a bicycle if it is your first time on one in 15 years or so. Your thighs and calves will scream at you as if they are being murdered…when the numbness goes away.
• After your first bicycle ride, don’t come in the house and watch your wife do Yoga on the Wii Fit (Yay! We finally found one) and tell her that it looks to easy. She will make you try it and laugh at you the whole time. The rest of your body will scream in unison with your thighs and calves.
• If you see a drunk man staggering around in the main road, it’s a good idea to call 911. Especially if he falls down. In traffic. Twice.
• Too much fruit gives me a tummy ache. And diarrhea.

Tags: Bicycle Ride, Calves, Diarrhea, Draining Pool, Drunk Man, Feel 100, Frolic, Labor Day, Labor Day Weekend, Mud Puddles, Neighborhood Kids, Numbness, Propane Tank, Swimming Pool, Thighs, Time Off, Tummy Ache, Water Leak, Whole Time, Wii, Wii Fit