Posts Tagged “stimulus”

It is almost time for that economic stimulus package that we have been hearing so much about. What are you going to with yours?

If we spend that money at Walmart, all the money will go to China; if we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India; if we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs…and none of these scenarios will help the American economy.

We need to keep the money here in America so….the only way to do that is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution…currently, it seems that these are the only businesses left in the U.S.

I suppose that most of mine will go toward the purchase of Miller Light.