Posts Tagged “pregnant”

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Yes folks, it’s that time again. The wife and I decided to concieve another child. This will be our second child, and we planned both of them. For that, we are truly proud. But, seeing as the only time she will let me have sex with her is when she wants me to get her pregnant, it was to be expected.

Our first child is a girl, and I have posted several pics and videos of her on here in the past. This time we are having a boy. Well, that is what the lady who gave my wife the ultrasound said. She pointed at something on the screen and said that it was a penis. All I saw was something that looked like a pencil eraser. No way in hell my kid has a penis that big! :/

So, the room is decorated in camoflauge, and the baby shower proved to hold a plethora of blue colored clothes, towels, and blankets. I’m secretely hoping it’s another girl, just for that fact that we will have to return all of this stuff to Wal-Mart. Oh how I love going to Wal-Mart. Escpecially to the customer service counter where the staff is so helpfull and generally pleasing to be around.

Provided my wife doesn’t go into labor shortly, she is scheduled to be induced on July 3rd. I am trying to get 5 or 6 posts pre-published so you won’t even recognize that I am gone, aside from not replying to comments but maybe once per day or so.

Upon my return, expect to see photos of said baby, in all his wrinkly gooey glory. The typical proud poppa thing.

A 17-year-old girl gave birth secretly at home, then walked four blocks to a hospital with the baby still attached by its umbilical cord.

“I was just a little nervous” when the labor began, Xochitl Parra said Friday from St. Mary Medical Center as she cradled her 8-pound, 3-ounce son, Alejandro.

The boy was normal and “eating like a champ,” said Dr. Jose Perez, director of the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.

The teenager said she was alone and taking a shower around 5:30 a.m. Wednesday to get ready for school. Then the contractions took over.

“I felt his head coming, so I sit down and pushed so he could come out,” she said.

Parra did not call 911 because the home phone was disconnected, and she did not want to wake the neighbors because it was so early. Instead, she wrapped the baby, got dressed and went to the hospital on foot.