Posts Tagged “Photo”

Hello Blog. How have you been? Me? Oh, I am doing pretty good. New job and all, ya know. It’s been keeping me rather busy. I don’t have near the time to visit you anymore. What’s that you say? I should visit you at least once a week? Well, I’ll see what I can do about that.

While I’m here, let me tell you about the crazy party we had the other night. It was off the hook, yo. What do you mean people don’t say that anymore? You’re really starting to piss me off, Blog. You and your constant questions and corrections. Let me just show you a photo of the party then, and you can draw your own conclusions.

Good times man, good times.

Happy Dwarf

Random Unrelated Image: Best Photo Ever

So I rear-ended a car this morning. Yeah, good stuff.

I pulled over as did the car in front of me and I see the driver getting out of his car.

I’m freakin’ out and nervous and then look and can’t believe what ‘m looking at. I had hit a midget…or dwarf, whatever the proper term is.

He looks pissed and starts walking towards me so I start to get out of my car to exchange info, etc

No joke, first thing the dude screams at me is, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”

So I look down at him and say .. “Well, which one are you then?”

….and then he got really angry….