Random Unrelated Image: Taste’s like Homo!

Just as the title implies, this post is about all the ass, or lack thereof, that has been televised from the Olympics via NBC.

The more beach volleyball I watch, the more pissed off I become. Do the cameramen intentionally keep the camera just above the girls bikini line? It’s like the cameraman is taunting me. He gets the camera just below the small of the back, but not quite low enough to get an eye full.

Of course, when the ladies running around chasing the ball, you can see everything, but when they are walking back to the bench, or bent over awaiting a serve, the camera is apparently forbidden to show the ass.

Perhaps it has something to do with the American attitude and sex. I have heard that European television has nudity on it, and it’s not only on the pay channels either. We have an entirely different view here in the states. Our government does, anyway.

Go ahead and televise that guys head exploding due to a .44 magnum bullet entering it from 35 feet away,but don’t you dare show me a female’s ass. Or her titties. God forbid you show me her titties! You know my kids are still traumatized by their 3/4 of a millisecond viewing of Janet Jackson’s boob.

I’m not asking for too much am I? Shouldn’t the ultimate responsibility of what is being watched in each household be left up to those that live in the house instead of the government? Don’t most TV’s come with parental controls?

Back to the subject at hand. So, have you seen these lovely ladies kicking ass and taking names? I wonder if they have ever been offered to do a commercial for Leptovox?

Tags: ass, Asses, Beach Volleyball, Girls Bikini, Homo, Janet Jackson, Kicking Ass, Lovely Ladies, Nudity, olympics, volleyball

Random Unrelated Image: On The Rails

• The opening ceremony for the Beijieng Olympics was absolutely stunning, especially in HD.
• Michael Phelps is 75% dolphin, and I bet he gets some great hotel deals.
• Israeli girls are hot.
• A lot of these Olympians are in there early twenties or teens.
• Now I fell like and old, semi-pervert.
• Brazilian girls are hot.
• Directv’s coverage of the Olympics is awesome. For those people with advanced boxes, it’s even better because there are several channels dedicated to nothing but the Olympics, and pushing the red button on your remote brings up an interactive Olympic guide that shows what events are coming up, what channels they are on, who has won what medals…etc. I used to have a vendetta against Directv, but after their amazing Masters coverage a few months back, and now this….. I think I am in love with them.
• Enough about the Olympics, let’s move on.
• Pinkster got her first haircut, now she looks like a boy with curly hair and painted toenails.
• A bicycle that has been stored in a garage for over 10 years isn’t much of a bicycle when you get it out to ride it again.
• When using super glue, be sure to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom, especially if you are male.
• There is a bird in Africa called the Ox Pecker, and a coastal bird from South America called the Blue Footed Boobie.
• Just when you think someone isn’t as much of an asshole as he used to be, he becomes twice the asshole that he ever was.
• Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
• My family won’t always be there for me. (Unless I hit the lottery…even then it’s iffy.)
• If you’re having self esteem issues, just go to a state fair. You’ll soon realize that your not so bad after all.

Tags: Animal Crackers, asshole, Blue Footed Boobie, Brazilian Girls, Curly Hair, Directv, Great Hotel, Haircut, Israeli Girls, lists, Masters Coverage, Michael Phelps, Olympians, Olympic Guide, olympics, Opening Ceremony, Ox Pecker, Pervert, Red Button, Self Esteem Issues, Vegetarians, Vendetta

Fact or Fiction?

The first recorded reference to cricket dates back to 1272.

The highjump method of jumping head first and landing on their back is called the Fosbury Flop.

Clay pigeon shooting was once known as Inanimate bird shooting.

The American dart game ‘Cricket’ is known in Britain as ‘Mickey Mouse’.

Australian Ron Clarke set 18 World Records as a long distance runner but never won an Olympic title.

The motto for the Olympic Games is Citius - Altius - Fortius (Faster - Higher - Stronger).

The 180m sprint of the776 BC Olympics (the earliest recorded) was won by Coroebus .

Cricketer Dennis Lillee once tried to use an Aluminium bat of his own design called ‘The Combat’.

The large disk used in Tiddlywinks is called a Squidger.

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