Posts Tagged “Laugh”

I was on my way home from work Thursday and the front drivers side hubcap came off my car. It wasn’t just a minor thing either. The hubcap leaped from my wheel, crashed into my side mirror, and then proceeded to roll along beside me where it mercilessly got ran over by a truck and two cars. I didn’t stick around either. I hauled ass outta there as quick as I could. The last thing I need is to have some asshole yelling at me for something that was beyond my control, and I know one of the three would have been. I don’t know what it is about my wheels and hubcaps, but they won’t stay on. I have went through no less than 16 hubcaps in the past 7 years. Have you ever had a vehicle that the hubcaps won’t stay on, or have you ever been hit by a run away hubcap?

That reminds me of another story. I was riding along route 19 with my uncle several years ago, when the minivan in front of us suddenly lost it’s wheel, tire and all. I don’t know if I was more impressed with the shower of sparks that were spewing from the axle that was schlepping along the asphalt, or with the tire that continued along its merry way another mile or so up the interstate, across the median, and into incoming traffic. I got a laugh out of the people who were honking their horn at the rogue tire, as if it were going to move itself out of the way. Sure, it was a little dangerous, but it was funny.

Fortunately, no one got hurt, in either incident. Except for the axle of the minivan.

I’m not a person that is too much into celebrity gossip, but I heard Ellen was going to be replacing Paula Abdul as a judge on American Idol. Ellen? What can she bring to table? She can be funny, at times,  but a judge on Idol? I just don’t see her fitting in there. Somewhere in the near future I expect to see Paula on the Ellen show and Ellen offer her the position back or something like that. I see it as a marketing ploy, but time will tell.

Did anyone else see Kanye West take the microphone from Taylor Swift during her MTV award speech?  What a douche! Glad to see her put it behind her quickly and put on a great performance only moments later. From the subway to directly in front of Radio City Music Hall, she had the whole place screaming for her.

And that is gonna have to do it for this update folks. I hope to get back to doing this on a regular basis again. 

Tags: American Idol, Asphalt, Ass Outta, asshole, Celebrity Gossip, Ellen Show, Hubcaps, Incoming Traffic, Kanye West, Laugh, Median, Merry Way, Microphone, Minivan, Mtv, Paula Abdul, Ploy, Route 19, Side Mirror, Sparks, Taylor Swift, Two Cars, Wheel, Wheels

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  Vain:  You love the smell of your own farts.

• Amiable:  You love the smell of other people’s farts.

• Proud:  You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

• Shy:  You release silent farts and then blush.

• Impudent:  You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

• Unfortunate:  You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

• Scientific:  You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution.

• Nervous:  You stop in the middle of your fart.

• Honest:  You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

• Dishonest:  You far and then blame the dog.

• Foolish:  You suppress your farts for hours.

• Thrifty:  You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

• Anti-Social:  When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

• Strategic:  You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

• Sadistic:  You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head.

• Intellectual:  You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

• Athletic:  You fart at the slightest exertion.

• Miserable:  You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

• Sensitive:  You fart and then start crying.

Does anyone know of any retail franchises that sales the above pictured undies? I would love to buy some.

Tags: Dog Farts, Exertion, fart, Intellectual, Laugh, love, Medical Reasons, Partner, people, Pollution, poop, Retail Franchises, Silent Farts, Thrifty, Undies

My name is Bucky and I am an addict….

I am addicted to cold pizza. Anytime we have cold pizza I make sure that there is enough left over for the next morning so that I can have it for breakfast.

Why does cold pizza taste so good to me?

I enjoy it so much more than when it’s hot. Is anyone else like me? My wife thinks I am a nut, but she doesn’t just get that from this.

(Un)fortunately(?) I’m also addicted to cold chicken, and for the sake of a laugh – cold turkey!

I will eat pretty much anything cold.

We had pizza yesterday and this morning I ate a leftover piece for breakfast. It was so much better than it was last night.

Does anyone else enjoy this strange little fetish-y type of thing with me?

Tags: Addict, Breakfast Pizza, Bucky, Cold Chicken, Cold Pizza, Cold Turkey, Fetish, Laugh, Next Morning, pizza, Sake