Vain: You love the smell of your own farts.
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Amiable: You love the smell of other people’s farts.
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Proud: You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
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Shy: You release silent farts and then blush.
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Impudent: You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
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Unfortunate: You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
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Scientific: You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution.
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Nervous: You stop in the middle of your fart.
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Honest: You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
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Dishonest: You far and then blame the dog.
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Foolish: You suppress your farts for hours.
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Thrifty: You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
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Anti-Social: When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
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Strategic: You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
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Sadistic: You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head.
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Intellectual: You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
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Athletic: You fart at the slightest exertion.
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Miserable: You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
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Sensitive: You fart and then start crying.
Does anyone know of any retail franchises that sales the above pictured undies? I would love to buy some.
Tags: Dog Farts, Exertion, fart, Intellectual, Laugh, love, Medical Reasons, Partner, people, Pollution, poop, Retail Franchises, Silent Farts, Thrifty, Undies
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