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I would like to start this post with a big thank you to Stephanie for making her swamp-rot stomach bug contagious enough for me to classify it as a communicable disease that can be spread over the interwebz.

This is a nasty stomach bug, my friends. I’m not sure why she started calling it “swamp-rot”, but I have an idea. When I go to the bathroom, which is often, mind you, it looks and smells like a big, nasty-ass greenish black swamp. UGH.

I’ve lost 8 pounds since Friday, without taking any type of diet pills, but I’m sure that it’s just water weight. I feel that I will soon wither away to nothing. That if I were to turn sideways in your line of sight, I would probably disappear. Popeye would probably mistake me for Olive Oyl.

The wife had it for a day or two. She seems to be over it now. The kids, bless them, are still fighting it. They must get their pansy-ass immune system from me. Pinkster was doing a super job at potty training, but this bug put that on hiatus. It’s disgusting. Brain is hanging in there, although he has absolutely no appetite. For a three month old, that is not a good thing.

Uh-Oh…  gotta go…  (BLAAARGHHHPPHHHTT)

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If I could have one job for a day, I think it would be CEO of a large corporation.

I have this notion in my head that CEO’s generally don’t do much work, instead living a pampered lifestyle and just collecting large paychecks and vacationing a lot. I’d really like to be a CEO for a day so that I could compare this notion to the accounts I’ve read of CEOs working 60-70+ hour weeks. I am very curious about the type of work a CEO does in a day, and how it compares to the work I do on a daily basis. The issues they deal with, and number of issues they have to confront in a given day, is also very interesting to me.

I think having the opportunity to be a CEO for a day would really give me some valuable perspective on life, employment, and in general, serve as a nice reality check to contrast the notions in my head that I suspect are greatly unfounded. Perhaps I would be better off as an Asgi shoes salesman.

If you were given the opportunity to have any job for just one day, what would it be, and why?

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