Posts Tagged “Fucker”

Efen posted a video last week that really brought a smile to my face. Most of you probably read it over at his place, but for those that didn’t, I will post it here. I had never heard of the Acapella group “Straight…No Chaser” before, but I will keep my eyes and ears open for more of them.

Laura was nice enough to bestow me with an award. I think the image speaks for itself.

She had originally read a post titled “You Know Who I Hate?” and like it so much, that she came back for more. I guess that is why I got this fuckin’ award. I don’t know if it’s a good thing, or a bad thing.

Seeing as I don’t want to be alone, I will also pass this award on to Canucklehead because I like that fucker, and I think that we are somehow related. Our live are uncannily similar, and he is just as ugly as I am.

Garrick (I can’t link to his blog because he still doesn’t fucking have one!) should be somewhere back in the US for a few days now. I would imagine that he and his significant other are sitting in an airport somewhere along the east coast delayed or looking for their Swiss Army luggage. He is supposed to stop by Tuesday, the 23rd for a while. (I’m writing this post on Monday…but it won’t publish until Wednesday, so the above comment about Garrick will be outdated by the time you read this. HUZZAH!)

I finally got around to upgrading the blog to Wordpress version 2.7. I wasn’t expecting such a drastic change in the admin panel, and boy was I surprised. Everything has been moved or changed in one way or another. The wordpress update also required that I update the theme to the latest version. With this upgrade there are some new features. One that I really like is the Nested Comments feature. A commenter can now directly reply to another commenter, and those comment will nest below each other.

Lest I forget…

Tags: Acapella Group, Admin Panel, Blog, Chaser, Drastic Change, East Coast, Eyes And Ears, Eyes Ears, Face, Few Days, Fucker, Garrick, Imagine, New Features, Smile, Smile Face, Straight No Chaser, Swiss Army Luggage, Wordpress

Fuckers. You know…fuckers. Also known in some other cultures as dickheads, assholes, cocksuckers. You’ll find them everywhere as they roam the streets freely, their fuckery going on unchecked. What I hate most about fuckers is what big fuckers they are. A fucker may or may not be aware that he or she is a fucker, but will continue on being a fucker regardless. Because, you see, the most important thing to a fucker is his or her own fucking self. That is a large part of what makes a fucker a fucker, a complete lack of regard for all others–non-fuckers and fellow fuckers alike.

You know what I say? Fuck ‘em. Fuck all those fuckers. They probably won’t even notice that we’ve decided to fuck them and their fucking ways, the bunch of self-absorbed fuckers. But I say we fuck them all the same. Serves them right. They chose to fuck us so now we too shall fuck unto them. Oh yes, the fuckers have become the fuckees. Well if they didn’t want to be fucked, they shouldn’t have done all that fucking of us nonfuckers.

Man, I can just see it now…one of these fuckers is gonna come up to one of us and say, “Oh please stop being a fucker to me, I don’t like it. It hurts my fucking feelings.”

If that happens, just say, “Quit whining, fucker.”

And at that moment, the shoe will have officially been placed on the other foot. And the shoe fits, baby.

Tags: assholes, Cocksuckers, Cultures, Feelings, Fellow, Fuck, Fucker, Fuckery, Fucking Self, Regard