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Happy Dwarf

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So I rear-ended a car this morning. Yeah, good stuff.

I pulled over as did the car in front of me and I see the driver getting out of his car.

I’m freakin’ out and nervous and then look and can’t believe what ‘m looking at. I had hit a midget…or dwarf, whatever the proper term is.

He looks pissed and starts walking towards me so I start to get out of my car to exchange info, etc

No joke, first thing the dude screams at me is, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”

So I look down at him and say .. “Well, which one are you then?”

….and then he got really angry….