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The opening ceremony for the Beijieng Olympics was absolutely stunning, especially in HD.- Michael Phelps is 75% dolphin, and I bet he gets some great hotel deals.
- Israeli girls are hot.
- A lot of these Olympians are in there early twenties or teens.
- Now I fell like and old, semi-pervert.
- Brazilian girls are hot.
- Directv’s coverage of the Olympics is awesome. For those people with advanced boxes, it’s even better because there are several channels dedicated to nothing but the Olympics, and pushing the red button on your remote brings up an interactive Olympic guide that shows what events are coming up, what channels they are on, who has won what medals…etc. I used to have a vendetta against Directv, but after their amazing Masters coverage a few months back, and now this….. I think I am in love with them.
- Enough about the Olympics, let’s move on.
- Pinkster got her first haircut, now she looks like a boy with curly hair and painted toenails.
- A bicycle that has been stored in a garage for over 10 years isn’t much of a bicycle when you get it out to ride it again.
- When using super glue, be sure to wash your hands before you go to the bathroom, especially if you are male.
- There is a bird in Africa called the Ox Pecker, and a coastal bird from South America called the Blue Footed Boobie.
- Just when you think someone isn’t as much of an asshole as he used to be, he becomes twice the asshole that he ever was.
- Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
- My family won’t always be there for me. (Unless I hit the lottery…even then it’s iffy.)
- If you’re having self esteem issues, just go to a state fair. You’ll soon realize that your not so bad after all.
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