Posts Tagged “condoms”

I’ve tried all that I can find at the drug store. The magnums are even giving me some complications.

They fit great on the shaft, but they are way to tight around my ballsack. It squeezes them to tight, and makes it very uncomfortable.

Suggestions?

1.) Cover your stump before you hump
2.) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
3.) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
4.) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
5.) If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
6.) The right selection, is to protect your erection
7.) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
8.) No glove, no love
9.) Cloak the joker before you poke her
10.) Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser
11.) Don’t be a fool cover your tool
12.) Restrain your log then plow her bog
13.) Cover old pete then grind her meat
14.) Cover your vein then drive her insane
15.) Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
16.) Shroud your trout then make her shout
17.) Dress that erection to make a deflection
18.) Stop the stream before you cream
19.) Sock that wanger before you bang her
20.) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
21.) Cover your stone before you bone
22.) House your hose then curl her toes
23.) Shield your rocks then pond her box
24.) Blanket old juicy then plug old loosey
25.) Do a good deed, don’t spill your seed.

This post brought to you whilst also browsing for some home theater furniture.