Random Unrelated Image: Chubbies!
It’s raining outside and I got my pants really wet. From the rain of course! There’s nothing quite as shitty as wearing damp pants (unless you’re wearing shitty pants.) It can really ruin your day. Like when you were a kid, and you went to McDonalds for some Chicken McNuggets. Sometimes you’d get half-perfectly cooked nuggets, and half overcooked slimy ones. But every now and again, there was the all-slime McNugget meal. This is like a day filled with slimy Chicken McNuggets, and one of those McLobster sandwiches washed down with some yummy hornet juice. Then getting kicked in the balls by some Swedish guy. Damned Swedes.
Rain Rain Go Away
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