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Even the ladies would tap that.

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Just as the title implies, this post is about all the ass, or lack thereof, that has been televised from the Olympics via NBC.

The more beach volleyball I watch, the more pissed off I become. Do the cameramen intentionally keep the camera just above the girls bikini line? It’s like the cameraman is taunting me. He gets the camera just below the small of the back, but not quite low enough to get an eye full.

Of course, when the ladies running around chasing the ball, you can see everything, but when they are walking back to the bench, or bent over awaiting a serve, the camera is apparently forbidden to show the ass.

Perhaps it has something to do with the American attitude and sex. I have heard that European television has nudity on it, and it’s not only on the pay channels either. We have an entirely different view here in the states. Our government does, anyway.

Go ahead and televise that guys head exploding due to a .44 magnum bullet entering it from 35 feet away,but don’t you dare show me a female’s ass. Or her titties. God forbid you show me her titties! You know my kids are still traumatized by their 3/4 of a millisecond viewing of Janet Jackson’s boob.

I’m not asking for too much am I? Shouldn’t the ultimate responsibility of what is being watched in each household be left up to those that live in the house instead of the government? Don’t most TV’s come with parental controls?

Back to the subject at hand. So, have you seen these lovely ladies kicking ass and taking names? I wonder if they have ever been offered to do a commercial for Leptovox?

I like to check in every now and again to see what keywords people are using on any particular day whilst performing their google searches. I was looking this morning, and I noticed that the term “apples and oranges” was one of the top search trends from yesterday. That naturally piqued my interest. It is a fairly common phrase and I hear it a lot in the office. I quickly clicked on the link to see what the related searches were. That is when things took a turn in a direction that I hadn’t really thought of before. I captured an image to share with you. Pay special attention to what it says under “Related Searches”.

The first thing that popped into my mind was “Why would someone be searching for the phrase Fruit Up My Ass?” But even more interesting than that was the fact that there is a url right beside that phrase, and that URL is fruitupmyass.com. Then I began to think, “Hey, maybe this ass fruit stuff is pretty popular. Maybe it’s a fetish that I have never heard about. Maybe I’m really missing out on something fantastic!” Couple that with me being the most curious person I know, I simply couldn’t resist the temptation.

I prepared myself before I clicked by exercising my eyelid reflexes. You never when you might have to close your eyes quickly…especially when viewing a sight like this. A quick glance around the room to make sure the wife was nowhere around, and I quickly clicked the link. What I found was not at all what I expected to find.

Did I see fruit going in someones ass? No, I did not. Did I see fruit that had came out of someones ass? Not since this morning….nope. What I saw was the Comedy Central homepage. Go ahead and click the link above. See for yourself.

This begs the question, “Why does fruitupmyass.com redirect to the Comedy Central homepage? And, if fruitupmyass.com doesn’t actually have those pictures just where would I go to find them?”

What is also interesting is that a lot of people seem to be searching for Butters new song called What What In The Butt, or What What In My Butt.