Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

Avoidable -What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney- Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize -What a crook sees with

Control- A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper- A clumsy ophthalmologist

Gold Bangle- See for yourself

Heroes- What a guy in a boat does

Left Bank -What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty- How golfers create divots

Paradox- Two physicians

Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist- Helper on the farm

Polarize- What penguins see with

Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief- What trees do in the spring

Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife

Seamstress- Describes 250 pounds in a size six

Selfish -What the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued- A guy who works on a submarine

Sudafed- Bringing litigation against a government official

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