Bigger ones please!

I’ve tried all that I can find at the drug store. The magnums are even giving me some complications.

They fit great on the shaft, but they are way to tight around my ballsack. It squeezes them to tight, and makes it very uncomfortable.

Suggestions?

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    13 Responses to “I Need To Find Some Bigger Condoms”
    1. yaa…..its really damn tight !!!

    2. Um, I have no experience here. Fallopian on the blog! I can tell you all about tampons and the Diva Cup. But condoms? Yeah, I got nothing.

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    3. The Diva Cup?

      Isn’t that what those hockey players are all trying to win?… or maybe that is soccer…

    4. the easiest solution to your problem is to ask the doctor if he has a pair of really tiny clamps and some sharp scissors….

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    5. That hurts.

      Literally and figuratively.

    6. …alternatively, you could remove your testicles from the condom. Let them hang free and easy, I hear they like that, feeling the wind blow through their hair, kind of like a dog hanging out a car window!

      the wee clamps worked for my husband….but then again, he had frozen peas!!

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    7. If you let them hang, you don’t get the same protection. You could get herpes like that you know…

    8. Wait. What?

      seriously?

      where is my “search google” button. I know I had it here somewhere…

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    9. Now you can change your latest blog post to “Four Things I Learned Today”

      ROTFLOL

    10. Okay, I’m 90% sure that you’re joking about this, but I have to say that I honestly can’t tell.

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    11. What, you don’t have this problem?

      OK, OK…. maybe it’s time for a….

      /end joke

      Did no one else watch the Dana Carvey special that was on the other night?

    12. I actually just watched it. “Baby’s arm holding an apple” was great!

      Like I said - I thought you were joking, but the way you replied to BPR made me doubt myself!

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    13. where can i get one of thse condoms ? lol i’m afraid that the bottle is made out of glass

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