Imagine for a moment, if you will, that you and a pal are taking a leisurely stroll along an old aboned trail. Along the way you notice the animals frolicking about. “There’s a rabbit, and hey, look at that deer over there!”
Now imagine that you are walking toward a large bend in the road. You don’t know what lies ahead, around the curve, but you assume that it will be more of the same.
When you make it to the curve, your eyes widen as you see something you have never seen before.
Do you..
A:) Stand there and gawk like a moron just waiting for that bitch to come eat your ass
or
B:) Run like hell
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I’ll gawk like a moron - and when it bites me I’ll run like hell
Oh my god.
I would run like hell. And never stop. And then make a surgeon remove the part of my brain that held the memory of that awful sight. And then I might start drinking.
Sven - I don’t think that the thing that made that web bites. It swallows whole.
JD - You may need to duck for cover also. That thing could probably shoot webs at you.
Run, screaming like a girl.
Wait.
I am a girl…I think. Wait, let me check.
Yep. I’m a girl.
Stephanie - Proof? :p
Run like hell and hope they don’t follow. That creeps me out so bad. *Shivers*
Yeah. I would gawk like an idiot. Yep. And take a zillion pictures. Yeah. And make the headlines, “Local Woman Digested By Giant Spiders.” That’s me.
Sassy - I take it you don’t like spiders?
CMG - Just make sure to toss your camera before it gets digested as well. We need those pictures!
That would be correct Bucky. Snakes are fine. Creatures with 8 legs are evil.
Oh my goodness! I think I’m with the ‘run like hell camp’ on this one.
I’m OK with spiders in the bath, as a flick into a mug soon has them flying out of the bathroom window, but this baby would need a very big mug!