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Jul 28 2008

A Proper Answering Machine Message

Posted by Bucky in Funny Stuff

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So I called a friend of mine at his house over the weekend. Surprisingly, this is the message that played:

“Hey! Don’t hang up. Please. Leave a message. I mean, you’ve come this far, right? Just say ‘Hi,’ or whatever, but please don’t just hang up. Every time there’s a dial tone on the answering machine my dog freaks and I’m still in the hospital from last time. When I get home, if anyone’s hung up, I may be killed! Please! Don’t just hang up, but leave a message first-BEEP!”

This friend really isn’t known for his comedic genius, hell, I wasn’t aware that he had a sense of humor until this. That jut makes it even better.

Tags: answering machine, dumb shit
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    4 Responses to “A Proper Answering Machine Message”
    1. Kathy says:
      July 28, 2008 at 5:31 pm

      I hate the dial tone message, too. You go to the trouble to listen and then nothin’. Gee. Hope you left a message. We must try to keep our friends alive. They can be so hard to come by.

      Kathys last blog post..Do You Think We Can’t See Them or What?

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    2. staticbrain.com says:
      July 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm

      That’s an awesome way to try to get people to use an answering machine. So cool, and so funny. I wish I had thought of that. LOL

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    3. Coal Miner's Granddaughter says:
      July 28, 2008 at 9:40 pm

      OK, that’s just too funny. And, I’ll admit right here that I’m one of those idiots who hang up. I never know what the frack to say!

      Coal Miner’s Granddaughters last blog post..It’s Burt’s Turn

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    4. Bucky says:
      July 29, 2008 at 5:56 am

      Kathy - What makes it even worse is when they leave a dial tone message on your cell phone. It’s a waste of expensive minutes just to have to delete a non-message.

      staticbrain - As long as it works. :)

      CMG - So you’re one of those people huh?

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