Archive for December, 2008

So ladies, this question is for you. I expect two different types of ladies to have two different answers, but I could be way wrong.

Question for ladies with BIG BOOBS - Is the main reason you wear a bra for support and comfort, or is it because you would be known as “The Big Breasted Lady Who Doesn’t Wear A Bra”?

Question for ladies with little boobs - Is the main reason you wear a bra to push up and make your breasts look larger, the support and comfort, or because you would be known as “The Small Breasted Lady With The Pokey Nipples”?

Please, discuss below.

And just so the guys don’t feel left out…

Tags: Big Boobs, Big Breasted, Bras, breasts, Little Boobs, Pokey Nipples, Reason

The only thing I asked Santa to bring me this year was a trail camera. A trail camera is a motion sensitive camera that a person, probably a hunter, puts outside somewhere and tries to capture various wildlife on it.

After much research I decided that the best value for the money was a Stealth Cam I540IR and I found a nice one on sale from Sportsmans Guide. There are a lot of other trail variety digital cameras but I had my eyes set on that one.

So far, I have been well pleased with the results. It has taken over 1000 pics since Christmas night, and they have all been good quality.

Here is a small sampling of what could quickly become my newest hobby…

Tags: Christmas, Christmas Night, Digital Cameras, money, Motion Camera, Sampling, Sensitive Camera, Stealth Cam

Efen posted a video last week that really brought a smile to my face. Most of you probably read it over at his place, but for those that didn’t, I will post it here. I had never heard of the Acapella group “Straight…No Chaser” before, but I will keep my eyes and ears open for more of them.

Laura was nice enough to bestow me with an award. I think the image speaks for itself.

She had originally read a post titled “You Know Who I Hate?” and like it so much, that she came back for more. I guess that is why I got this fuckin’ award. I don’t know if it’s a good thing, or a bad thing.

Seeing as I don’t want to be alone, I will also pass this award on to Canucklehead because I like that fucker, and I think that we are somehow related. Our live are uncannily similar, and he is just as ugly as I am.

Garrick (I can’t link to his blog because he still doesn’t fucking have one!) should be somewhere back in the US for a few days now. I would imagine that he and his significant other are sitting in an airport somewhere along the east coast delayed or looking for their Swiss Army luggage. He is supposed to stop by Tuesday, the 23rd for a while. (I’m writing this post on Monday…but it won’t publish until Wednesday, so the above comment about Garrick will be outdated by the time you read this. HUZZAH!)

I finally got around to upgrading the blog to Wordpress version 2.7. I wasn’t expecting such a drastic change in the admin panel, and boy was I surprised. Everything has been moved or changed in one way or another. The wordpress update also required that I update the theme to the latest version. With this upgrade there are some new features. One that I really like is the Nested Comments feature. A commenter can now directly reply to another commenter, and those comment will nest below each other.

Lest I forget…

Tags: Acapella Group, Admin Panel, Blog, Chaser, Drastic Change, East Coast, Eyes And Ears, Eyes Ears, Face, Few Days, Fucker, Garrick, Imagine, New Features, Smile, Smile Face, Straight No Chaser, Swiss Army Luggage, Wordpress

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  Vain:  You love the smell of your own farts.

• Amiable:  You love the smell of other people’s farts.

• Proud:  You think your farts are exceptionally fine.

• Shy:  You release silent farts and then blush.

• Impudent:  You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.

• Unfortunate:  You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.

• Scientific:  You fart regularly but you’re concerned about pollution.

• Nervous:  You stop in the middle of your fart.

• Honest:  You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.

• Dishonest:  You far and then blame the dog.

• Foolish:  You suppress your farts for hours.

• Thrifty:  You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.

• Anti-Social:  When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.

• Strategic:  You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.

• Sadistic:  You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner’s head.

• Intellectual:  You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.

• Athletic:  You fart at the slightest exertion.

• Miserable:  You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.

• Sensitive:  You fart and then start crying.

Does anyone know of any retail franchises that sales the above pictured undies? I would love to buy some.

Tags: Dog Farts, Exertion, fart, Intellectual, Laugh, love, Medical Reasons, Partner, people, Pollution, poop, Retail Franchises, Silent Farts, Thrifty, Undies

A discussion on a morning radio show got me thinking about this. Adult women are allowed to make sexually suggestive comments about young (teenage) boys, but when grown men admit to finding a teenage girl sexually attractive, they’re labeled as perverts.

I have to admit that this is something I’d never really given much thought to before. I work with a few women ranging in age from 25 to 40. They do it all the time, and no one raises an eyebrow, but - heaven forbid - if one of my male co-workers was standing there washing his hands in one of our new Kohler faucets and made a comment like, “If I was ten years younger I’d show her a thing or two,” and directed it toward, say, the 19-year-old college intern that worked on our drafting department for a short while, I guarantee you from that moment on he’d be considered the office creep.

On the flip side, some of my male friends have told me many times that during their teenage years, the ultimate fantasy for them was to hook up with an older woman. Do young girls fantasize about older men the way young boys seem to do this with older women?

What’s up with this double standard? Also, discuss any other double standards that irritate you.

Tags: Adult Women, Co Workers, College Intern, Creep, Drafting Department, Eyebrow, Flip Side, Grown Men, Heaven, Kohler Faucets, Male Friends, Morning Radio Show, Older Men, Older Woman, Older Women, Suggestive Comments, Teenage Boys, Teenage Girl, Teenage Years, Young Boys, Young Girls